You Know it's Been a Hot Summer When...

• 
  Hot water comes out of both taps.
  

• You find out that a seatbelt buckle makes a pretty nice branding iron.
  

• The trees are whistling for the dogs.
  

• You find out that you can get sunburned through your car window.
  

• The birds need to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
  

• You burn your hand opening the car door.
  

• The temperature drops below 95 and you put on a sweater.
  

• You can make instant sun tea.
  

• Shade determines the best parking space, not distance.
  

• Farmers feed their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard
  boiled eggs.
  

• When you step outside at 7:30 a.m., you break into a sweat.
  

• Potatoes cook underground. This is convenient because all you have to do
  is pull one out and add salt, pepper and butter.
  

• You discover that asphalt has a liquid state.
  

• You realize that it only takes two fingers to steer your car.