Cats and Dogs - For Cat Lovers

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  Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
  
  

• Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit.
  
  

• Cats don't hunt seals. They would if they knew what they were and where to find them. But they don't, so that's all right.
  
  
  

• Cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.
  
  

• Cats know what we feel. They don't care, but they know.
  
  

• Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.
  
  

• Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
  
  

• Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
  
  

• I had to get rid of my wife. The cat was allergic!