Who Wears the Pants?

Doug had always been teased by his friends that his wife was more
successful than he was. Some even went so far as to insinuate that he
was henpecked.

Doug had a sense of humor and always laughed it off. One day, one of
his friends asked the tiresome question again, "Who wears the pants in
your family?"

"I do," Doug answered. Then, after a pause, he added, "I also wash
and iron them."