Reasons to Become a Nurse

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  Pays better than fast food, though the hours aren't as good.
  
  

• Fashionable shoes & sexy white uniforms.
  
  

• Needles: It's better to give than to receive.
  
  

• Reassure your patients that all bleeding stops....eventually.
  
  
  

• Expose yourself to rare, exotic, & exciting new diseases.
  
  
  

• Interesting aromas.
  
  
  

• Do enough charting to navigate around the world.
  
  
  

• Celebrate the holidays with all your friends.....at work.
  
  
  

• Take comfort that most of your patients survive no matter what you do to
  them.
  
  
  

• Courteous & infallible doctors who always leave clear orders in perfectly
  legible handwriting.